$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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