I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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