All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm at about main and main street
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
