Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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