So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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