Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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