There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I will be naked everywhere
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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