If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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