I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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