i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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