I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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