her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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