Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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