the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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