Welp...herpes.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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