who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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