Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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