dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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