I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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