Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Dear god my vagina.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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