the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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