you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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