No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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