She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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