somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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