? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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