If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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