is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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