It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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