Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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