They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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