Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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