well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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