You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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