My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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