I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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