But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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