I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
