it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We just shotgunned beers for America
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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