This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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