Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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