i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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