there was a trapeze. enough said
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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