He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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