Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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