this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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