dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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