I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
So here I am, sexting at work.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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