Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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