This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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