Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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