Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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