I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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