We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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