Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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